A guy goes to the doctor feeling really bad and the doc runs a bunch of tests and calls the guy in and tells him he has bad news. The tests showed he was HIV positive, Aids, Tuburculosis, Cancer of the lungs, Yellow Fever, West Nile Virus, and a Flesh Eating Disease.

The guy is very depressed and says “What are we gonna do about it dock?”

The doc says “First we are gonna put you in isolation and on a strict diet of pancakes and flounder.”

The guy responds “Pancakes and Flounder…….will that cure me doc?”

The doctor says ………”No, that’s the only foods we can shove under the door.”