I'm putting this here only because it fits with typical DU bouncy form but a Facebook friend of my wife decided to venture into bouncyville and believe me, this is 100% bouncy material:

I was at JC Penny in the mall and this man was all out staring and scowling at this gay gouple who were holding hands, he looked to his wife/girlfriend and whispered something to her, and then she laughed. I was right across from them and said " Don't be mad because they have a better relationship than you do" They just gave me a dirty look and walked away, then the two gentlemen smiled and said "thank you"
I'm trying to get my wife to ask her what her DU name is.