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  1. #1 Chanukah Time 
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    Happy Hanukkah to those that celebrate.

    Keep those latkes and doughnuts coming. The more fried stuff the better.
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Fried stuff....yum!!!!

    Happy Chanukah!!!
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Put on your yamaka, it's time for Hanukkah
    So much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
    Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
    But when you're the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, Heres a list of
    people who are Jewish, just like you and me
    David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
    So do James Caan, Kirk Douglass, and the late Dinah Shore-a
    Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
    Bowser from Sha-Na-Na and Arthur Fonzerli
    Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
    Put them together, what a fine looking Jew
    You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
    Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!
    Put on your yamaka, its time for Hanukkah,
    The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ah celebrates Hanukkah.
    OJ Simpson, not a Jew!
    But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew(he converted)
    We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
    Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
    Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
    Well, hes not, but guess who is: All three stooges
    So many Jews are in show biz--
    Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
    Tell your friend Veronica, its time to celebrate Hanukkah
    I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
    So drink your gin-a-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
    If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
    Hanukkah……. HAPPY HANUKKAH!
    "Inequality is a false notion propagated by those who are made to feel guilty for what they have by those who are jealous for what they don't"-Former MTV Host Kennedy
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