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    Default 08-01-2012, 04:20 PM
    A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.














    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...walmart-587324

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    Default 08-01-2012, 05:25 PM
    Additionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricant
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    Default 08-01-2012, 05:47 PM
    Probably gives the term "big box retailer" a whole new meaning.
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    Default 08-01-2012, 05:59 PM
    "I don't think we're in Walmart anymore!"
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    Default 08-01-2012, 07:18 PM
    I'd hit it . Walmart , Target confessional..
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    Default 08-01-2012, 07:36 PM
    They went to Walmart after they couldn't get into Chick Fil-A for the kiss in.
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    Default 08-01-2012, 07:42 PM
    The link is for the smoking gun, the K-Y jelly should have cured that.
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    Default 08-01-2012, 08:52 PM
    For a police photo (they never make you look good) she isnt bad looking, they are usually DNA wrecks.
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    Default 08-01-2012, 09:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    For a police photo (they never make you look good) she isnt bad looking, they are usually DNA wrecks.
    And he's like 22 or someting. When I was 22 it was pretty much any girl that said yes.
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    Default 08-01-2012, 09:35 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    For a police photo (they never make you look good) she isnt bad looking, they are usually DNA wrecks.
    He doesn't have that I just got me some look.
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