#1 Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex08-01-2012, 05:20 PM
A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.
Instant gratification has many downsides ...
08-01-2012, 06:25 PMAdditionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricantBe Not Afraid.
08-01-2012, 06:47 PM
Probably gives the term "big box retailer" a whole new meaning.--Odysseus
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08-01-2012, 06:59 PM
"I don't think we're in Walmart anymore!"Good men sleep peaceably in their beds at night because
rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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08-01-2012, 08:18 PM
I'd hit it . Walmart , Target confessional..
08-01-2012, 08:36 PM
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They went to Walmart after they couldn't get into Chick Fil-A for the kiss in.
08-01-2012, 08:42 PM
The link is for the smoking gun, the K-Y jelly should have cured that.The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
08-01-2012, 09:52 PM
For a police photo (they never make you look good) she isnt bad looking, they are usually DNA wrecks.
08-01-2012, 10:25 PMWhen I was a kid, we were the United States of America, Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Now, we're America, Land of the Sheep and Home of the Naïve.
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