Thread: Bizarre event not in Florida
#1 Bizarre event not in Florida08-06-2012, 11:09 PM
Cops: South Carolina Man, 26, Attacked Grandmother, 67, Over Bizarre Chicken Salad Mix-up
A South Carolina woman returned home from the grocery store Saturday afternoon and told her grandson that she had purchased some chicken salad.
However, Jesse Beam, 26, misheard his 67-year-old kin.
“Don’t call me chicken, again!” said Beam, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report.
Beam’s grandmother told deputies that she “attempted to explain to Jesse she was not calling him chicken,” but her grandson threw a bowl of food at her and shoved her to the ground as she sought to flee her Bethesda Drive residence.
The woman sustained assorted cuts, contusions, and scratches, and possibly a broken nose during the attack.
Beam, pictured in the above mug shot, was arrested for assault and battery and booked into the Spartanburg County jail. He remains in custody in lieu of $2000 bond.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...n-salad-598671The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
08-06-2012, 11:22 PM
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I wonder if he called her to bail him out... and if she did.
08-06-2012, 11:31 PM
I think it probably went more like, grandma I ain't a chicken fucker I ain't touched them hens since cousin Elma left and you quit cuesin me!The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
08-07-2012, 12:02 PM
The only thing between South Carolina and Florida is the small part of Georgia that's on the coast.
08-07-2012, 12:07 PM“Progress is Providence without God. That is, it is a theory that everything has always
perpetually gone right by accident. It is a sort of atheistic optimism, based on an
everlasting coincidence far more miraculous than a miracle.”
G. K. Chesterton
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