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  1. #1 Florida Police Arrest Worst Son In World 
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    AUGUST 8--A Florida man yesterday rubbed dog feces in his mother’s face during an argument in the home they share, police report.
    Cops arrested William Jenkins, 21, on a felony domestic battery charge for pushing his mother, 53, to the floor during the dispute, according to a Palmetto Police Department report.
    When questioned by cops, Jenkins denied pushing his mother, but admitted that he “did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him,” investigators noted.
    The confrontation between Jenkins, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was apparently prompted by his mother’s refusal to provide him with a shot of vodka.















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    Question: where did the dog doo-doo come from in the first place? Did he go outside to grab it and come back in or was it already in the house? Either way, ick.

    Edit: Oh, it says at the end of the article. It was a little of both.
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    Did they test them both for meth?
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    Leave it to Florida to give new meaning to the term "sh*t faced".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Janice View Post
    Leave it to Florida to give new meaning to the term "sh*t faced".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubie View Post
    Question: where did the dog doo-doo come from in the first place?
    It's all over in the place in Florida.

    I hope they washed the guy's hands before they fingerprinted him.
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    He was helping her get the taste of grits out of her mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Janice View Post
    Leave it to Florida to give new meaning to the term "sh*t faced".
    Well done Janice.
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