#1 Accused Walmart Groper, 18, Told Cops He Was Powerless Against An Enticing "Booty"08-14-2012, 12:13 AM
Meet Aaron Morris.
The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control.
Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.
During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff’s report.
“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”
Locked up in lieu of $1000 bail, Morris has been charged with touch or strike/battery, a misdemeanor.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...ty-grab-785093The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
08-14-2012, 10:05 AM
Before someone makes the inevitable joke about how he looks like he could be Obama's son, I just have to say this: He looks like he could be Will Smith's son. There's something about his expression-maybe it's just this picture, but it does remind me of Will Smith.
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Somehow after seeing things like this at Walmart
the idea that an enticing booty can be found there seems to escape me.
Butt then again, maybe its just a black thing.
08-15-2012, 06:57 PM“Progress is Providence without God. That is, it is a theory that everything has always
perpetually gone right by accident. It is a sort of atheistic optimism, based on an
everlasting coincidence far more miraculous than a miracle.”
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