Add one more to that list: I don't know today's number but not too long ago the state of CA (confused as it is) required near 30 different blends for summer sales for different parts of the state....
Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs?
They say they're in bread.
Q: What is the most common remark made by the over 50 crowd when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gee, I remember these.'
Q: Where should those 50 look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.