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    I loved her when I was a kid, and the Three Stooges.
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    A truly great comic. RIP, funny lady.
    A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
    Phyllis Diller

    A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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    Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
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    Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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    Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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    Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
    Phyllis Diller

    Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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    His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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    Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
    Phyllis Diller
    --Odysseus
    Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.

    Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
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    She was a master of self deprecating humor, particularly about her looks. "I may not be in 'Who's Who', but I'm prominently featured in 'What's THAT?'"
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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