Snooki Explains Why the Ocean is Salty

[Hubie]

Dumbest? Not while these cretins are alive. Liberals take the crown. Capable of doing far more damage then some toddler mom.

And they vote...


*shudder*

[noonwitch]

Ugh, who are these people?


I can't believe Snooki didn't know the guy had a tongue ring. According to the kids on my caseload, people get tongue rings to improve their oral skills.

Or The Sopranos was right and except for Big Pussy, Jersey guys don't do that.