A little confession.

**YupItsMe** · 09-21-2008, 06:56 PM

I've been posting on CU for about 5 yrs now. (I think I started just before the 2004 election) I now feel it's time I came clean on something. Although I consider myself a very staunch conservative, I feel I've been deceiving you all for some time. That I've been sort of an imposter.

Sure, I laugh at all the chokes about DUmmies in their basements with their Cheeto's, but secretly I love the damn orange things. In fact I'm addicted to them. There I said it. I love the bright 100% artificial orange dye they put on them. I like the fact that since you're hands are already orange, you just polish off the whole bag. The good news is that I've been eating them for years, but never voted for a Democrat. Hell I wouldn't even vote for Jim Jeffords back in 1988, so apparently they don't effect your mind.

**LibraryLady** · 09-21-2008, 07:02 PM

You could do like Norm in Cheers and eat them with a big spoon.

Here's a funny. I love Cheetos too and I DON'T eat cheese.:D

**Bongo55** · 09-21-2008, 07:41 PM

Thats pretty funny, I munch on those things all the time. However after about a half bag I look at my fingers and think "what it the folks on CU see me, they'll think I'm a loony lib". :D:D

**Shannon** · 09-21-2008, 07:47 PM

The real question is: cheese puffs or cheetos? (I really don't know if that's what they are called but y'all know what I mean)

**Zeus** · 09-21-2008, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Bongo55

Thats pretty funny, I munch on those things all the time. However after about a half bag I look at my fingers and think "what it the folks on CU see me, they'll think I'm a loony lib". :D:D

Eat the red hot ones. They turn your fingers red. That way no one says anything cause they figure you just killed something with your bare hands :eek:

**FlaGator** · 09-21-2008, 08:28 PM

I am a closet cheeto's eater too. I eat a couple small bags a week at work. I had to get a new key board because the old one started looking like something from a DUer's basement... just not as sticky.

**Bubba Dawg** · 09-21-2008, 08:47 PM

Cheese that goes crunch Man. No Questions Asked.

**YupItsMe** · 09-21-2008, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Shannon

The real question is: cheese puffs or cheetos? (I really don't know if that's what they are called but y'all know what I mean)

It's got to be the crispy skinny ones, not the big puffy ones. they suck. And I've only found one brand that's close to being as good as the real Cheeto's I think it's Bachmann or something like that. Turns out there's more Cheeto's eaters on this board than I thought. Maybe we need a support group.

Hey Shannon. Go Fins! Quite a shock, huh?

**Troll** · 09-21-2008, 09:29 PM

There were days in the Navy when a bag of Chee-tos and a Pepsi was my breakfast. :eek:

I prefer the Cheez Balls, but I don't even think they make those anymore.