I've been posting on CU for about 5 yrs now. (I think I started just before the 2004 election) I now feel it's time I came clean on something. Although I consider myself a very staunch conservative, I feel I've been deceiving you all for some time. That I've been sort of an imposter.
Sure, I laugh at all the chokes about DUmmies in their basements with their Cheeto's, but secretly I love the damn orange things. In fact I'm addicted to them. There I said it. I love the bright 100% artificial orange dye they put on them. I like the fact that since you're hands are already orange, you just polish off the whole bag. The good news is that I've been eating them for years, but never voted for a Democrat. Hell I wouldn't even vote for Jim Jeffords back in 1988, so apparently they don't effect your mind.