#1 The Funniest Comment I have seen following a political article
08-31-2012, 12:49 AM
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I just had to post this. The article was about Hillary Clinton not appearing at the DNC convention.
Here is a comment by a reader:
According to the DNC Convention schedule, she will be there.
2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte , N.C. (Joe Biden thinks it is in Virginia)
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career in race baiting.”
5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States - Obama
6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 30-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy, with special recognition to the OWS guy who crapped on the police car.
6:30 PM - Ethics in Politics - Nancy Pelosi
6:35 PM - How to blame some one else for your own incompetence - Obama
7:30 PM - How to get your birth control paid for by the taxpayers and still remain a respectable sl*t. - Sandra Fluck
8:00 PM - How to speak with and Indian dialect when shopping at 7/11 - Joe Biden
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clinton's
8:45 PM - Unusual things one can do with a cigar, and the definition of what "is" is. - Bill Clinton
9:00 PM - Tips on avoiding sniper fire. - Hillary
9:30 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:45 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
'10:00 PM – How to cheat on your taxes and still serve in government - Tim Geithner.
Friday: Two hours devoted to Muslim prayers lead by radical Muslim Clerics that want to replace out Constitution with the Quarn (Obama in full support), meanwhile DNC rejects request by Catholic Cardinal to offer blessing. Don't believe it, look it up. And the dim-witted left still wants us to believe Obama is not a closet Muslim. Sure."
08-31-2012, 07:18 AM
Dont forget the Dems other pledge:
ONE NATION UNDER SODOMY
I pledge Allegiance to
the flag of the United States
of Sodomites to the degenerates
for which it stands one Nation
Under Sodomy with Liberty
and Justice Only for Sodomites.
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
(Another commenter in the article)
Liberalism is just communism sold by the drink.
08-31-2012, 02:00 PM
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The comments are better than the article!
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