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  1. #1 California Judge sentenced Hungry Homeless Man To 60 Days For Being Hungry. 
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    A homeless man was sentenced today to 60 days in jail for choking a pelican to death because he was hungry.


    The District Attorney's Office said Sergio Alvarez, 30, caught the bird near the Malibu pier on Aug. 22.


    About 5:50 p.m. that day, a bystander flagged down a sheriff's deputy and said a man was choking a pelican.


    When the deputy showed up, the brown pelican "flapped its wings in distress until its body went limp and died," sheriff's Lt. Robert Wiard said at the time.


    Alvarez first said he found the bird dead, but later admitted he caught it and killed it because he was hungry and hadn't caught any fish, a spokeswoman for the district attorney said.


    Brown pelicans are protected by state law. In a Van Nuys courtroom, Alvarez pleaded no contest to animal cruelty. Judge Jessica Silvers sentenced him to 60 days in jail and a year's probation, prosecutors said.

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    Brown pelican's protected by law? Sure, no problem there.

    Human fetus protected by law? WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN! YOU MUST WANT WOMEN TO BE PREGNANT, BAREFOOT IN THE KITCHEN YOU MISOGYNSTISF T#%!^!$!CSDA CSA


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    Three squares and a warm place to sleep for two months, AND he wrings the neck of the pelican that was mocking him for being a shitty fisherman? That's what I call killing two birds with one stone, or at least with both hands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DumbAss Tanker View Post
    Three squares and a warm place to sleep for two months, AND he wrings the neck of the pelican that was mocking him for being a shitty fisherman? That's what I call killing two birds with one stone, or at least with both hands!

    Mean while any thing he had will be stolen by the other homeless realizing he's not around to protect his stuff.
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    He probably would have got off if it was a white pelican.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    He probably would have got off if it was a white pelican.
    RACIST!!!
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    I'm sure that when the cop was told that there was a man choking his pelican in public, he probably thought that he was getting off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    RACIST!!!
    You forgot pig...


    How could you forget, pig!?




    It's racist pig...





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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
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    How could you forget, pig!?




    It's racist pig...







    I just can't find the right faceplam for my msteak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    You forgot pig...


    How could you forget, pig!?




    It's racist pig...






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