Is this the place where new members can post to introduce themselves? I hope so. I just joined (after lurking for months).

I'm a government sub-contractor, working in DC in one of our federal agency's libraries (and looking for a better job).

I really love the forums here about DU. I have an unhealthy obsession with that cess pool. It's like a car accident you can't look away from (and great entertainment).

My handle comes from the South Park character, not the president (although I have nothing against that Ike).