You know, 20, 30 years ago, she could get away with saying she'd do this and lots of people would look forward to it. She just turned 54, however. Six years shy of being able to order off the seniors' menu at Denny's. That isn't something anyone wants to see anymore.
They would have to use an embroidery hoop to stretch her skin if she wanted a new tattoo.
The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.