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    Default 09-28-2012, 07:34 PM
    In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get colonoscopies without a co-pay.

    During his speech, Biden reminded the audience that some of their Republican friends would distort Obama’s record on Medicare.

    “Everyone knows, everyone in this room knows that President Obama has increased the benefits available to people on Medicare by the action he took,” Biden said. “You are now able to go get a wellness exam, and guys, if you conclude you need a colonoscopy because of the feeling you had or you need a breast health examination, you don’t have to pay a co-pay for that.”

    Biden made his remarks during a campaign event at the Century Village Clubhouse in Boca Raton, Fla.
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    We have all known we would take it up the ass if Obama wins again, nothing new here.
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    Default 09-28-2012, 07:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    We have all known we would take it up the ass if Obama wins again, nothing new here.
    If Obama had a colonoscopy, do you think they'd find Chris Matthews' nose?
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    Default 09-28-2012, 08:15 PM
    I'll have them when I'm a senior. Funny thing is, I made choices when I was younger to help secure my future when I was older, and ensure I'd have things like that. Interesting how that works.
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    Default 09-28-2012, 08:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    If Obama had a colonoscopy, do you think they'd find Chris Matthews' nose?

    He's up much farther than his nose...If it weren't for his robust shoulders, you'd find his whole body.
     
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    Default 09-29-2012, 05:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    He's up much farther than his nose...If it weren't for his robust shoulders, you'd find his whole body.
    I wouldn't call them robust, exactly. Rounded and puny, perhaps...
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    Default 09-29-2012, 06:03 PM
    unfortunately money has run out to buy lube.
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    Default 09-29-2012, 06:47 PM
    I was wondering where he's been. They really have him and WassermanShultz on short leashes these days, don't they.
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    Default 09-29-2012, 11:19 PM
    New Thing To Worry About: Your Butt Can Explode During A Colonoscopy
     
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    Default 09-30-2012, 10:26 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    New Thing To Worry About: Your Butt Can Explode During A Colonoscopy
    Well, at least they aren't using the gerbil cam.

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    Default 09-30-2012, 10:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Well, at least they aren't using the gerbil cam.
    Yet.
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