"I got a job today."
So far, I've found that four of these last mass murderers have/had autism spectrum disorders. Considering the fact that today, one out of every 87 births is a child born with that spectrum, there...
That assumption can be disproven very easily. I wonder if this teacher gives you a bad grade if you prove him/her wrong.
The gun manufacturers/dealers must love Obama. Since he's been in office their sales have quadrupled.
A corkscrew is a nail on a bender.
....... I have discovered oil on my property.
It's in the middle of the driveway.