#1 Joke10-06-2012, 12:30 AM
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places!
:Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
10-06-2012, 03:21 AM
My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
Economic Lession #1:
Recession: When your neighbor looses his job.
Depression: When you loose your job.
Recovery: When Obama looses HIS job.
Last edited by Zeus; 10-06-2012 at 08:04 AM.The 21st century. The age of Smart phones and Stupid people.
It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.
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