Thread: Joke

Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1 Joke 
    HR Corporate Scum patriot45's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Plant City, Florida
    Posts
    10,813
    I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
    He told me to stop going to those places!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
    Reply With Quote  
     

  2. #2  
    Senior Member Zeus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Tiny Redneck town in Texas
    Posts
    2,054
    My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

    A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

    Economic Lession #1:
    Recession: When your neighbor looses his job.
    Depression: When you loose your job.
    Recovery: When Obama looses HIS job.
    Last edited by Zeus; 10-06-2012 at 07:04 AM.
    The 21st century. The age of Smart phones and Stupid people.

    It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.
    Reply With Quote  
     

Bookmarks
Bookmarks
Posting Permissions
  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •