Rick Santorum, who usually devotes himself to obsessing about fetuses, took a break to return to his second favorite obsession: gay sex. Man, he loves gay sex. When he's not making his kids kiss dead fetuses
, or blaming his wife for the controversial parts of the book he authored, or throwing up because of JFK, he just cannot stop thinking and talking about gay sex and how if all consenting adults have the same rights to visit each other in the hospital or take advantage of those tax breaks Republicans love, it's pretty much just like men fucking dogs. And that's why stopping marriage equality in the state of Washington is the Most Important Fight For Freedom Evah!