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  1. #1 Worker Dies After Being Cooked In Tuna Plant Oven 
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    Now here is a Lounge worthy death story!!!




    SANTA FE SPRINGS (CBSLA.com)

    Friends and family gathered Sunday evening to mourn the loss of a tuna factory worker killed in an accident at a processing plant last week.

    The worker, now identified as 62-year-old Jose Melena, was cooked to death inside a steam oven last Thursday.

    What a way to go.
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    I hope they just trashed that batch of tuna.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Disclaimer: No dolphins or endangered species were harmed in making this product, may contain traces of undocumented meat.
    Last edited by Rockntractor; 10-15-2012 at 03:57 PM.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Disclaimer: No dolphins or endangered species were harmed in making this product, may contain traces of illegal alien.
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    I read the story twice and did not see the information that he was an illegal. My eyes must be going.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    My eyes must be going.
    The rest has, it was only a matter of time.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    That is what I call a steam bath. At least his pores were cleaned out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    The rest has, it was only a matter of time.
    Oh, good - since you're in such better shape, you can point it out to me. I'll wait.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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  9. #9 Re: Worker Dies After Being Cooked In Tuna Plant Oven 
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Oh, good - since you're in such better shape, you can point it out to me. I'll wait.
    Don't wait to long, you're going to run out of time.

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    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Oh, I knew he wasn't illegal. That just made his death extra amusing to some here. There's nothing like a fatal industrial accident to get the giggles started!
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