Originally Posted by Rockntractor
Don't tell the boyfriend your house is full of cats, they frown on those things.
You owe me a new keyboard, it's now drowning in white wine.
Yes, it's a wine night.
Sexist! You didn't mention woman once!
You are so right!
Water is going down, had one short t storm today, increased chance tomorrow, I'm beat, am taking tomorrow off
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The road to ADHD is paved with bad attentions.
My wife left me because she said I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway.
If I were a superhero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man. My...
DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".
DAD: what did you buy at the store?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What did you have...