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    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello.


    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.


    So he says, 'Do you know me?'


    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'


    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,


    'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'


    She looks into his eyes and says calmly,


    'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
    The 21st century. The age of Smart phones and Stupid people.

    It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus View Post
    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello.


    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.


    So he says, 'Do you know me?'


    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'


    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,


    'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'


    She looks into his eyes and says calmly,


    'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
    Blindsided me, Funny !
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    I love this joke!!
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    rotfl!
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