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  1. #1 Drunk Charged With Battery. Assault Via intestinal Gas. 
    Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer

    Posted: 10:11 PM Sep 23, 2008
    Last Updated: 11:43 AM Sep 24, 2008
    Reporter: Courtney Sisk

    SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

    Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

    Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

    When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

    Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
    Interesting.

    Stinky
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    Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

    I think any ACLU attorney would be able to show that, obviously, his client had no obstruction.
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    What a shithead!
    OPEACHMENT NOW!!!

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    "I was... ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks."
    --RagingInMiami achieving the DUmp's highest level of nirvana
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Interesting.

    Stinky
    Must have been all of those hot chili peppers in the Frijoles Negros !

    The combination of the Frijoles,chili con carne, chili con queso,
    chili gravy,and fajitas and all of that cheap Tequila gasses them all up!

    If he uses the head they will need a flame thrower to get rid of the smell !
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp-4WLm6F08

    I live in the greatest country on Earth. :)
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    I could be charged every 20 mins or so. :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teetop View Post
    I could be charged every 20 mins or so. :eek:
    Hook a FlexHose to the exhaust system and hook it to woopie cushion and it would improve your mileage !
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