Obama favored in his ancestral Kenyan village

[SarasotaRepub]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Elspeth]

I'd be happy for Obama to be president of his ancestral Kenyan village.

[Rockntractor]

I'd be happy for Obama to be president of his ancestral Kenyan village.

Or his ancestral Irish village or a neighboring planet.

[Elspeth]

Or his ancestral Irish village or a neighboring planet.

What's the polling on Mars? I heard he's already been there.

[Rockntractor]

What's the polling on Mars? I heard he's already been there.

Martians are confused because due to them not having hands they don't know what hand outs are, most of them will vote for the Green Party candidate.

[m00]

What's the polling on Mars?

Of the three American entities on Mars (opportunity, spirit, curiosity) only Spirit currently votes Democrat and has been doing so since 2010. But Romney has strong appeal with Opportunity and Curiosity.

[Elspeth]

Martians are confused because due to them not having hands they don't know what hand outs are, most of them will vote for the Green Party candidate.

[Odysseus]

We laugh about this, but I will bet even money that there is an ACORN chapter in Kenya that passed out absentee ballots for him.

[JB]

witch doctor John Dimo tossed some shells, bones and other items to determine who will win Tuesday's election.

He better be careful. He could easily be sued for using proprietary NBC polling methods.

[Rockntractor]