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  1. #1 Obama favored in his ancestral Kenyan village 
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    I'd be happy for Obama to be president of his ancestral Kenyan village.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    I'd be happy for Obama to be president of his ancestral Kenyan village.
    Or his ancestral Irish village or a neighboring planet.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Or his ancestral Irish village or a neighboring planet.
    What's the polling on Mars? I heard he's already been there.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    What's the polling on Mars? I heard he's already been there.
    Martians are confused because due to them not having hands they don't know what hand outs are, most of them will vote for the Green Party candidate.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    What's the polling on Mars?
    Of the three American entities on Mars (opportunity, spirit, curiosity) only Spirit currently votes Democrat and has been doing so since 2010. But Romney has strong appeal with Opportunity and Curiosity.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Martians are confused because due to them not having hands they don't know what hand outs are, most of them will vote for the Green Party candidate.

     

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    We laugh about this, but I will bet even money that there is an ACORN chapter in Kenya that passed out absentee ballots for him.
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    witch doctor John Dimo tossed some shells, bones and other items to determine who will win Tuesday's election.
    He better be careful. He could easily be sued for using proprietary NBC polling methods.
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    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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