EMERGENCY ROOM....


The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Marine fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I gues s they decided that they weren't that sick after all.Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.


Sorry, wasn't able to post the patch. Received this as an email from a co-worker.

The patch says








BORDER PATROL