Emergency Room

[Zeus]

Ah, just the illegal spics! hahahaha. Good joke.

why you being so racially insensitive, there could be some illegal Canadians in the ER also.

[Cold Warrior]

I'm sure it includes the illegal frogs too.:p

Oh noes. No one expected the plague of illegal frogs in SL!!!

A stupid CW story. There was once a wrestler by the name of Rowdy Roddy Piper who, being completely crazy, went into the movies. He actually made more (if not better) movies than wrestlers Hulk Hogan, John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the Rock put together. He did this great movie entitled Hell Comes to Frogtown, which depicted life after a nuclear holocaust, in which frogs had become the dominant species, and human males were vitually wiped out. This caused the remaining human women to take them as sex slaves. It was an interesting concept.

But, fortunately, there were no spics in it so there is no need for anyone here to pretend to be a border agent.

[Zeus]

I'm sure it includes the illegal frogs too.:p

why you being so racially insensitive, there could be some illegal Canadians in the ER also.

French canadians ;)

[MrsSmith]

As I work in a hospital, I find the fact that illegal immigrants are using and abusing us for free healthcare somewhat less than amusing, regardless of CW's racial epithets and complete lack of knowledge. My hospital is small, and not close to the border, yet we write off millions every year in free healthcare, some for Americans, but certainly no where near all. This is true despite the recent legal changes that have caused many to find more hospitible areas to live.

Given that ERs are famous - or infamous - for the long waits, due to those who can't afford a doctor yet need some minor ailment treated, this joke strikes at what can be life or death for many Americans. If wearing a badge on fatigues causes some to magically feel better, I'm cool with that.

[linda22003]

Ah, I see. You walk into the ER, pretending to be a border patrol agent, and all the spics run away so you can be first? Is that an adequate paraphrase?

That's pretty much it. Not an all time knee-slapper.

[BSR]

For God's Sake, you people complaining need to pull the stick out of your ass. It was a joke. If you dont like it, don't respond. No one is forcing you to respond to a joke you dont like.

[LogansPapa]

You're not that dense.;) I thought it was funny.

Now that's funny! :p:p:p

[linda22003]

I'm sure it includes the illegal frogs too.:p

You want a frog joke? I gotcher frog joke, right here.

Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: ' Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. '
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin’ think so.

[talleyJudy]

If you were offended at that joke you will hate the way they are stopping illegals now!

Quote:
Two mexicans are stuck in he desert,wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden…….. “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet.” “Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee”.

So with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon……every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. “Pepe, Pepe we ees saved! Eet is a Bacon Tree!” “Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?”We ees in the desert don’t forget.” “Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon…..ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree”.

And with that ……. Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 feet, with Pepe close behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

“Pepe….go back man, you was right….ees not a bacon tree.” “Luis, Luis, mi amigo…….what ees it?” “Pepe……ees not a bacon tree…… ees

ees

ees

ees

ees

ees

ees a HAM BUSH!.”

[lacarnut]

For God's Sake, you people complaining need to pull the stick out of your ass. It was a joke. If you dont like it, don't respond. No one is forcing you to respond to a joke you dont like.

I thought the joke was funny as all get out. Linda's22003 joke fell flat as a pancake.