Stop stalling and pick out something nice for her ... wrap it all up "pretty", and place it under the tree for her!!!
Oh, wonderful. You've left it up to Rock to interpret what "something nice" is. She's got a belt buckle in her future and she won't know who to "thank".
"Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken