Clay Aiken is gay

[Gingersnap]

I am NOT GAY. I'm a little flamboyant.

And soccer is a real sport. It's almost football.

Oh, soccer is a girl sport in this country and you know it. Why else would male soccer players be called field fairies?

[Bubba Dawg]

Oh, soccer is a girl sport in this country and you know it. Why else would male soccer players be called field fairies?

They may call them that, but it is still almost football and that's my story and I'm sticking to it....(is this strategy working.......? Soccer will become more widely accepted in this country, I KNOW IT WILL..just like cycling.....um..)

[Gingersnap]

They may call them that, but it is still almost football and that's my story and I'm sticking to it....(is this strategy working.......? Soccer will become more widely accepted in this country, I KNOW IT WILL..just like cycling.....um..)

Just like Clay will croon the next "Sexyback". Sure, you work on that.

[DarkScribe]

I have an extra large bicycle and very large shoes.

AND I WEAR BLACK SPANDEX....BECAUSE....BECAUSE......sob.....:(:p

Don't let 'em tease you, BD...remember, most super-heroes wear spandex outfits....and if you're an Olympic swimmer, you wear those little Speedo things...I had to when I was on the swimteam in high school...they weren't very comfortable but you HAD to wear 'em...

[DarkScribe]

Next, Seacrest will come out, right? He's probably Aiken's bitchboy...:D

[linda22003]

Okay, this is getting personal....:mad:

Actually, there is a reason why cyclists wear black spandex:

The second guy from the right..... anyone know him? Or have his telephone number?

[LogansPapa]

God was brilliant when He made poop stink, so we wouldn't try to eat it.

[Shannon]

The second guy from the right..... anyone know him? Or have his telephone number?

Linda!!!:eek::(

Behave yourself.