Thread: Happy Thanksgiving.
#1 Happy Thanksgiving.11-21-2012, 07:11 PM
As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Be Not Afraid.
11-21-2012, 09:02 PM
Actually Mr. Carlson ...
Wild turkeys can fly, we have them up here in the mountains ... the others, not so much! ...
Happy Thanksgiving to you JB and everyone who celebrates it! Believe it or not, we still have plenty to give thanks for.This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
~ William Shakespeare
11-21-2012, 09:04 PM
Use to love that show!
:Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
11-22-2012, 10:17 AMHappy
Everyone!!May the FORCE be with you!
11-22-2012, 10:37 AM
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Northern Virginia
Les Nessman was the name of the newscaster on WKRP. Great, great episode, with the parody of the Hindenburg live broadcast. Our turkey hasn't hit the pavement, but just went into the oven. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!"Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
11-22-2012, 01:06 PM
Anybody remember ...
A Thanksgiving Message to All 57 States
Thursday, November 25, 2010
by Sarah Palin
My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…
Of course, the paragraph above is based on a series of misstatements and verbal gaffes made by Barack Obama (I didn’t have enough time to do one for Joe Biden). YouTube links are provided just in case you doubt the accuracy of these all too human slips-of-the-tongue. If you can’t remember hearing about them, that’s because for the most part the media didn’t consider them newsworthy. I have no complaint about that. Everybody makes the occasional verbal gaffe – even news anchors. >>>
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
- Sarah Palin
I had no idea that our Constitution was written 20 centuries ago. Or that Europe is a State. And who knew that Austrians speak 'Austrian'? I suppose that I should be more diligent with my breathalyzer .. err inhalator or whatever it is.
Liberalism is just communism sold by the drink.
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