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    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    I did even worse ... 44%.

    So much for *my* memory! *sigh!*
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    Got this one wrong. I was going to go with the earthquake thing too.

    How did Mr. Carlson dispose of the 3,000 wigs left over from a previous failed station promotion?

    Your answer: Sold them to a mannequin manufacturer in Honduras

    Correct answer: Shipped them to earthquake victims in Guatemala (Johnny Fever: "The Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clothes, anything. So Carlson, out of the goodness of his heart, shipped these destitute earthquake victims in Guatemala three thousand blonde stretch wigs. You know, I still have this picture in my mind of quake victims stumbling through the rubble - all looking like Dolly Parton.")
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    I got 1-4 wrong, and 5-9 right. I could not forget "sacks of wet cement". What an image!
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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