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  1. #1 Cops: Missing Sex Toy Triggered Domestic Assault 
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    NOVEMBER 26--A Thanksgiving Day argument over a misplaced sex toy escalated into the ironing board assault of a South Carolina woman by her girlfriend, cops report.
    According to a police report, officers Thursday afternoon went to the Rock Hill apartment shared by Arteesha Donaldson, 24, and Latoya Hudson, 28, in response to a domestic dispute report.
    Hudson told cops that Donaldson “began looking for her detachable latex penis” and became upset at her when she could not find the item. “Hudson states the two argued for several minutes, when Donaldson threw an ironing board at Hudson,” police reported.


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    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    OK, Rock. Now that's overkill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    OK, Rock. Now that's overkill.
    Underkill. X-ray rated
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    I guess that this means that Freud was right about penis envy...
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