Originally Posted by JB
Yeah right. That thing looks charged up and ready to dispense its fury. It's also positioned at the correct spot to blow someone's nads off as they approach.
Right now it's outside on the back patio (lanai in Florida speak). It's guarding the back door and is a good light for the hounds when they go out at night.
It's a tuna ish sandwich, right?
So why isn't it a chicken bird sandwich?
Or a ham pig sandwich?
And, oh, btw, why is a hamburger made of beef?
Truth is stranger than fiction and a lot more hygienic.
OK, say it with me: Rick Santorum was right!
YAY! I was going through withdrawal!