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  1. #1 Happy News From England! 
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    Not that I'm royalty obsessed, but in light of terrorist attacks, fiscal cliffs, and other depressing news there is this:

    William and Kate are expecting!


    My prayer for the child is this: Please, God, don't let the child inherit his or her paternal grandfather's looks! My he or she have the mother's hair, the father's eyes and the great-grandmother's intelligence.
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    Well, good! That's what they got her for. :)
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    Good news indeed!
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    To quote Frasier Crane(and editing it to fit the subject): "Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this news."

    So basically what this news is is that another welfare baby is about to be born. Why do I say welfare? Because the royal family of England isn't anything more than a figurehead and showpiece monarchy who lives off of the taxpayers of the United Kingdom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    To quote Frasier Crane(and editing it to fit the subject): "Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this news."

    So basically what this news is is that another welfare baby is about to be born. Why do I say welfare? Because the royal family of England isn't anything more than a figurehead and showpiece monarchy who lives off of the taxpayers of the United Kingdom.

    New babies need love, even welfare babies.


    Or, as Honey Boo Boo would say:

    Baby Kaitlin smells like sunshine. And poop.
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    I wonder if England would take us back now, I'm really sorry about that whole revolution deal.
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