Thread: Happy News From England!
#1 Happy News From England!12-03-2012, 02:57 PM
Not that I'm royalty obsessed, but in light of terrorist attacks, fiscal cliffs, and other depressing news there is this:
William and Kate are expecting!
My prayer for the child is this: Please, God, don't let the child inherit his or her paternal grandfather's looks! My he or she have the mother's hair, the father's eyes and the great-grandmother's intelligence.
12-03-2012, 03:00 PM
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Well, good! That's what they got her for. :)"Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
12-03-2012, 03:03 PM
Good news indeed!Pffffffffffffffffffffff! Buh Bye Big Ears
12-03-2012, 03:07 PM
To quote Frasier Crane(and editing it to fit the subject): "Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this news."
So basically what this news is is that another welfare baby is about to be born. Why do I say welfare? Because the royal family of England isn't anything more than a figurehead and showpiece monarchy who lives off of the taxpayers of the United Kingdom.Deplorably Proud To Be An American
12-03-2012, 05:18 PM
I wonder if England would take us back now, I'm really sorry about that whole revolution deal.Pffffffffffffffffffffff! Buh Bye Big Ears
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