Chanukah Time

[JB]

Happy Hanukkah to those that celebrate.

Keep those latkes and doughnuts coming. The more fried stuff the better.

[SarasotaRepub]

Fried stuff....yum!!!!

Happy Chanukah!!!

[NJCardFan]

Put on your yamaka, it's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
But when you're the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, Heres a list of
people who are Jewish, just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglass, and the late Dinah Shore-a
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na and Arthur Fonzerli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew
You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!
Put on your yamaka, its time for Hanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ah celebrates Hanukkah.
OJ Simpson, not a Jew!
But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew(he converted)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is: All three stooges
So many Jews are in show biz--
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica, its time to celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
So drink your gin-a-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah……. HAPPY HANUKKAH!