None of his coworkers helped him? When I was a waitress, at an IHOP instead of a fancy club for the rich, I wouldn't have expected my customers to help me. I would have expected a coworker to at least help me up from the floor, and so on.
Everything's a class war to him.
Perhaps his fellow waiters were too rich to help him?
As Andrew Wilkow said during the arguing over Obamacare when the left was saying that Jesus would have been for it, "Yes, Jesus would have been for healthcare for all but not at the point of a Roman...