Vatican: World not ending, despite Maya prediction

[Rockntractor]

The Vatican's top astronomer has some assurances to offer: The world won't be ending in about two weeks

Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/2031820...#ixzz2Eo86Md9M
But wait, is the Vatican astronomer inflammable like the pope?

[Hawkgirl]

It's officially 12/12/12. It's the beginning of the end of days......

[JB]

But wait, is the Vatican astronomer inflammable like the pope?

Of course not. Only the Pope gets that distinction.

Actually, whether you know or not, the Vatican telescope and the Church in general is quite involved in astronomy around the world. They're out front in the search for extraterrestial life.

Although, in nine days we'll all find whether or not it will matter anymore. May as well eat some bacon.

[Lanie]

The Vatican's top astronomer has some assurances to offer: The world won't be ending in about two weeks

Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/2031820...#ixzz2Eo86Md9M
But wait, is the Vatican astronomer inflammable like the pope?

I don't think the pope is inflammable. I think you mean infallible. lol. Christianity says we don't know the time or the hour, so I don't know how anybody from Vatican can say that.

Am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious if Christ really did return on the 21st?

[Rockntractor]

Am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious if Christ really did return on the 21st?

It would be an absolute relief of untold magnitude, with what little understanding I have I think the Bible says we will go through much more before the final act.

[SarasotaRepub]

Wait...you mean buying the house on Seista Key for credit just to have a good few last days isn't going to work????

DAMMIT!!!! SLW is going to be pissed at me!!!

[Elspeth]

It would be an absolute relief of untold magnitude, with what little understanding I have I think the Bible says we will go through much more before the final act.

Rock, interrupting this thread to say how much I like your pig with the Santa hat.

OK, carry on.

[JB]

I don't think the pope is inflammable.

No, he was correct. No pope has ever been burned to death. Maybe a bishop or two but no popes. So in addition to being infallible the pope is also inflammable. No problem.

[Odysseus]

No, he was correct. No pope has ever been burned to death. Maybe a bishop or two but no popes. So in addition to being infallible the pope is also inflammable. No problem.

Is the Pope doctrinally inflammable or does he just have a higher ignition point than bishops or priests?

[Novaheart]

Wait...you mean buying the house on Seista Key for credit just to have a good few last days isn't going to work????

DAMMIT!!!! SLW is going to be pissed at me!!!

And Moses saith, "Build not thy house upon the shifting sands, besides Boca has lower taxes."