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    The Vatican's top astronomer has some assurances to offer: The world won't be ending in about two weeks

    Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/2031820...#ixzz2Eo86Md9M
    But wait, is the Vatican astronomer inflammable like the pope?
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    It's officially 12/12/12. It's the beginning of the end of days......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    But wait, is the Vatican astronomer inflammable like the pope?
    Of course not. Only the Pope gets that distinction.

    Actually, whether you know or not, the Vatican telescope and the Church in general is quite involved in astronomy around the world. They're out front in the search for extraterrestial life.

    Although, in nine days we'll all find whether or not it will matter anymore. May as well eat some bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    The Vatican's top astronomer has some assurances to offer: The world won't be ending in about two weeks

    Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/2031820...#ixzz2Eo86Md9M
    But wait, is the Vatican astronomer inflammable like the pope?

    I don't think the pope is inflammable. I think you mean infallible. lol. Christianity says we don't know the time or the hour, so I don't know how anybody from Vatican can say that.

    Am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious if Christ really did return on the 21st?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lanie View Post

    Am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious if Christ really did return on the 21st?
    It would be an absolute relief of untold magnitude, with what little understanding I have I think the Bible says we will go through much more before the final act.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Wait...you mean buying the house on Seista Key for credit just to have a good few last days isn't going to work????

    DAMMIT!!!! SLW is going to be pissed at me!!!
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    It would be an absolute relief of untold magnitude, with what little understanding I have I think the Bible says we will go through much more before the final act.
    Rock, interrupting this thread to say how much I like your pig with the Santa hat.

    OK, carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lanie View Post
    I don't think the pope is inflammable.
    No, he was correct. No pope has ever been burned to death. Maybe a bishop or two but no popes. So in addition to being infallible the pope is also inflammable. No problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    No, he was correct. No pope has ever been burned to death. Maybe a bishop or two but no popes. So in addition to being infallible the pope is also inflammable. No problem.
    Is the Pope doctrinally inflammable or does he just have a higher ignition point than bishops or priests?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    Wait...you mean buying the house on Seista Key for credit just to have a good few last days isn't going to work????

    DAMMIT!!!! SLW is going to be pissed at me!!!
    And Moses saith, "Build not thy house upon the shifting sands, besides Boca has lower taxes."
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