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  1. #1 Dec. 21, 2012: Fearful 'end of world' callers flood NASA 
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    If there's one government agency really looking forward to Dec. 22, it's NASA.

    The space agency said it has been flooded with calls and emails from people asking about the purported end of the world — which, as the doomsday myth goes, is apparently set to take place on Dec. 21, 2012.

    The myth might have originated with the Mayan calendar, but in the age of the Internet and social media, it proliferated online, raising questions and concerns among hundreds of people around the world who have turned to NASA for answers.

    Dwayne Brown, an agency spokesman, said NASA typically receives about 90 calls or emails per week containing questions from people. In recent weeks, he said, that number has skyrocketed — from 200 to 300 people are contacting NASA per day to ask about the end of the world.

    "Who's the first agency you would call?" he said. "You're going to call NASA."

    The questions range from myth (Will a rogue planet crash into Earth? Is the sun going to explode? Will there be three days of darkness?) to the macabre (Brown said some people have "embraced it so much" they want to hurt themselves). So, he said, NASA decided to do "everything in our power" to set the facts straight.
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    Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of global warming fanatics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of global warming fanatics.
    That reminds me I need to put toilet paper in the bunker or we'll be wiping our asses like Sheryl Crow.
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    Then there's the question of WHEN......

    What time of day and what time zone? I associate the Mayans with the area of Mexico City. I think that would be Central Time Zone in the US. If there are 24 time zones around the world..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by marv View Post
    Then there's the question of WHEN......

    What time of day and what time zone? I associate the Mayans with the area of Mexico City. I think that would be Central Time Zone in the US. If there are 24 time zones around the world..............
    Probably after the siesta.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marv View Post
    Then there's the question of WHEN......

    What time of day and what time zone? I associate the Mayans with the area of Mexico City. I think that would be Central Time Zone in the US. If there are 24 time zones around the world..............
    Mayans are Cancun, I'm not sure if Mexico City is Toltec or Mayan, I think Toltec. I'd ask Rodrigo next time I see him but the world will be destroyed by then.
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    Who can people sue if the world doesn't end??? Cause ya know some moron will want to...
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    This is it guys, bunker time at 12 am, have plenty of root beer and cookies you may be down there for awhile!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    This is it guys, bunker time at 12 am, have plenty of root beer and cookies you may be down there for awhile!
    I am all packed and ready to go.

    Have my mini-harp, large container of halo polish, oil for my feathers etc., and just in case I go the other way ... a large bag of marshmallows and a whopping great double-chocolate cheesecake! Carbs and cholesterol be damned

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    Oops!

    One more thing before we go ...

    Marv had better let us know what that old fashioned tool kit is for, tonight sometime!!!

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