.......well...
Clinic posts video featuring Santa Claus passing out syringes, condoms...
Video: Girl, 8, caught taking packages from neighbors' doorsteps...
Cops pepperspray unruly crowd after brawl over Air Jordan sneakers...
'Furious diner' sets fire to DENNY'S Christmas tree...
COPS: Minister Peppersprayed, Robbed In Broad Daylight On Philly Street...
...please forgive me for my pessimism.








