A WISH TO LIVE FOREVER
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> I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
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> Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
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> "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
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> "OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
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> "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.