A young girl and her father are looking at a nursery full of newborn babies. All of them are crying.
Girl: Are they hungry?
Dad: No…They just found out they’ll have to pay for the stimulus bill.

The economy of Greece is in Ruins……….but hasn’t it always been?

Senator Christopher Dodd says that Wall Street is detached from the “real economy”. Considering this economy, isn’t that kind of a good thing?

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced he is willing to serve another term. Bernanke said, “Where else would I get a job in this economy?”

A Nevada brothel won approval for the first prostitute to start working. In related news, state officials project that within a week they’ll have the lowest male unemployment rate in the U.S.