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  1. #1 Cops: Woman, 50, Battered Boyfriend, 32, Because Six Came Before Nine 
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    A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, police report.

    Jennie Scott, 50, was booked into the Manatee County lockup on a misdemeanor charge stemming from the 11 PM encounter in the Palmetto bedroom of Jilberto Deleon, 32. Scott has dated Deleon “for the last 5 years on and off,” according to a sheriff’s report.

    Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott (seen at right) atop Deleon “punching and scratching him.” She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.

    When questioned by a cop, Scott explained that she and Deleon “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” Scott added that she “became upset and they began arguing.”
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    He was finished, duh.
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    Eating out a 50 year old? Eww.
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    Boy, Manatee County is keeping it's cops busy. Wasn't the guy who threw the coin jar at his woman (because she wouldn't give him oral sex) also from there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Boy, Manatee County is keeping it's cops busy. Wasn't the guy who threw the coin jar at his woman (because she wouldn't give him oral sex) also from there?
    I think so, I don't blame her for being pissed unless he had 1 dollar coins in there of course.
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    And that story links to this story from just two months ago. In Florida:

    NOVEMBER 27--A Florida woman was jailed last night for a post-coital assault on her boyfriend, an attack the victim says was prompted when only he climaxed during a sexual encounter in the couple’s residence.
    Moral of the story...don't go for a sammich until your girl is asleep. Or make sure she's good before you tell her to go make you one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    I reiterate:

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    Eating out a 50 year old? Eww.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    I reiterate:
    Aged cheese.
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