Kim Kardashian pregnant with Kanye West's child

[NJCardFan]

The Kardashian woman have as much appeal to me as Cardasian woman.

I actually think Cardassian women are far more attracitve:

[RobJohnson]

At least we know Kanye finished- Andy Levy

[NJCardFan]

Actually, to quote Dr. Frasier Crane(changing it up a bit):

People, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. People, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this story.