Kathy Griffin Kisses Anderson Cooper's Crotch On National Television

**Rockntractor** · 01-01-2013, 08:59 PM

By Noel Sheppard | January 01, 2013 | 09:07

No matter what vulgar things Kathy Griffin does on CNN's live New Year's Eve broadcasts, the folks at the supposedly most trusted name in news continue to invite her back.

On Monday night's program, after first telling co-host Anderson Cooper "I'm going to tickle your sack," she shortly after midnight actually kissed his crotch (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

oughly eleven minutes into the program which began at 10 PM, Cooper commented about how on Twitter folks were suggesting that there should be a game that whenever he giggles nervously during the show, contestants have to take a drink.

Then, completely out of the blue, Griffin said, “I'm going to tickle your sack. You can say sack. That's not bad.”

An obviously nervous Cooper responded, “I don't know what you're talking about. I have no sack of gifts here.”

Griffin then suggested the camera pan lower so the audience can see her “naughty gestures.”

When Cooper continued to try and clean it up by again referring to a sack of Christmas presents, Griffin asked, “You’re calling your privates your Christmas presents?”

When Cooper said, “No,” Griffin replied, “That’s typical hot guy. ‘Let’s open up the Christmas presents.’”

But Griffin wasn’t finished with her lewd behavior.

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**CueSi** · 01-01-2013, 09:13 PM

When is she gonna realize there is not enough alcohol for him to think sleeping with her is a good idea?

~QC

JB · 01-01-2013, 09:19 PM

Poor Anderson. Would like a dude kissing his junk but gets Griffin instead. And no one wants that.

**Madisonian** · 01-01-2013, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by JB

Poor Anderson. Would like a dude kissing his junk but gets Griffin instead. And no one wants that.

Is there any actual proof that Kathy Griffin is actually female? Maybe AC knows she is actually a he but still has better taste than Kathy in partners.

**ReinMan** · 01-02-2013, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Madisonian

Is there any actual proof that Kathy Griffin is actually female? Maybe AC knows she is actually a he but still has better taste than Kathy in partners.

Does gender even matter, if not even a parolee, after 40 years in the joint, would touch her with a six-foot long, 440 stainless steel prosthetic dong?

**noonwitch** · 01-02-2013, 10:20 AM

I don't get why CNN would hire her for the job, she's so offensive she pretty much should be relagated to Comedy Central's celebrity roasts.

Then again, I have yet to understand why the Oscars hired Seth McFarland to be the host this year, even though I think he's funny. My mom doesn't, neither do most people her age. The Oscars shouldn't hire someone who offends older women, because that is a key demo in their audience.

**Odysseus** · 01-02-2013, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by ReinMan

Does gender even matter, if not even a parolee, after 40 years in the joint, would touch her with a six-foot long, 440 stainless steel prosthetic dong?

Oh, I don't know about that. A six-foot long, 440 stainless steel prosthetic dong may be just the thing to beat her with.

**Rockntractor** · 01-02-2013, 11:11 AM

Was it an empty kiss or an empty crotch?

**Novaheart** · 01-02-2013, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by noonwitch

I don't get why CNN would hire her for the job, she's so offensive she pretty much should be relagated to Comedy Central's celebrity roasts.

Then again, I have yet to understand why the Oscars hired Seth McFarland to be the host this year, even though I think he's funny. My mom doesn't, neither do most people her age. The Oscars shouldn't hire someone who offends older women, because that is a key demo in their audience.

I try to get my mom to get into Family Guy, but she just doesn't seem to get it. She considers it on par with The Three Stooges. I think that part of it is that she doesn't get a lot of the parodies.

**NJCardFan** · 01-02-2013, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by ReinMan

Does gender even matter, if not even a parolee, after 40 years in the joint, would touch her with a six-foot long, 440 stainless steel prosthetic dong?

I can tell you with 100% certainty that this statement is untrue. I've seen nurses at work get fired because they were caught servicing inmates and these nurses look like they couldn't get laid if they were hanging out by the docks waiting for sailors to come in for shore leave.