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    Quote Originally Posted by LogansPapa View Post
    Mean, mean, mean - Mommie! :mad::mad::mad:
    Oh, please. When do you read about women getting Superglued to toilets or having their detached breasts attached to helium balloons by vindictive spouses? You don't.

    The glued/severed body part field is completely dominated by men. Everybody knows this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Oh, please. When do you read about women getting Superglued to toilets or having their detached breasts attached to helium balloons by vindictive spouses? You don't.

    The glued/severed body part field is completely dominated by men. Everybody knows this.
    Ah but who does the man parts severing in most cases ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Ah but who does the man parts severing in most cases ?
    The severing is primarily female but the gluing is primarily male.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    Husb2Sparkly seems to...
    I'm thinking some name changes are due around here:

    SR - husb2slw
    DS - husb2shannon
    eyelids - husb2lurkalot
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    I'm thinking some name changes are due around here:

    SR - husb2slw
    DS - husb2shannon
    eyelids - husb2lurkalot
    Uhmmm....you know lurk has access to poisons and sharp implements, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlMBA View Post
    Eh, the guy was married. He doesnt need it.
    That reminds me of a joke:

    A teenage boy and his father are shopping at the local drugstore when they happen upon the isle with the condoms. The boy grabs a package of 3 and asks, "Dad, why are there 3 condoms in this pack?" The father replies, "See son, those are for high school guys. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night."

    The boy grabs a package of 6 and asks, "Dad, why are there 6 condoms in this pack?" The father replies, "Well son, those are for college guys. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night."

    Finally, the boy grabs a package of 12 and asks, "Dad, why are there 12 condoms in this pack?" The father replies, "Son, those are for us married guys. One for January, one for February, one for March....."

    :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    I'm thinking some name changes are due around here:

    SR - husb2slw
    DS - husb2shannon
    eyelids - husb2lurkalot
    Yeah, so...?
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
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