How can you all know for certain this did not happen? I'm not saying to just buy it, but don't just assume it didn't happen because it's a DUer. I can't help but think if this was a CUer, they might be taken more seriously.
As for why one would come out on DU, it's anonymous.
Lanie, the guy offers no proof, it sounds like a classic DU Bouncy but it could be true.
And did I mention I'm really,really a Sith Lord???? It's that second really that proves I'm series!!!!