Thread: A Wish to live forever
#1 A Wish to live forever01-01-2013, 05:08 PM
A WISH TO LIVE FOREVER
> I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
> Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
> "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
> "OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
> "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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